Quote of the Day


“They swore they’d get us back by spiking our water supply, but they didn’t have the guts.” – Homer Simpson
“Ohhh, the walls are melting again.” – Marge Simpson
“Personally, I think I’m overdone.” – Turkey

Happy birthday Wes Archer!

7 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Stan
    26 November 2014 at 12:56 pm

    Fuck, I love this shit…

  2. 4 Mr. Incognito
    26 November 2014 at 2:31 pm

    Much better way to send Marge trippin’.

    And it only took what, 5 seconds, if that.

  3. 5 D.N.
    26 November 2014 at 5:06 pm

    I love the show’s habit of bestowing posh accents upon talking animals – the turkey here, the chicken in “Whacking Day,” the chimp in “Deep Space Homer,” the pig in “King Size Homer,” etc.

  4. 7 Fervidus van Ochi
    28 November 2014 at 6:59 am

    According to the DVD commentary, the writers (or maybe it was the censors) didn’t want to initially do this joke because they didn’t like the idea of Marge being high. I don’t know what made them change their minds. Maybe it was the turkey flying out the oven.

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