Quote of the Day

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“One ‘Mother’, please.” – Bart Simpson
“Wait a minute, how old are you?” – The Happy Sailor
“Twenty-one, sir.” – Bart Simpson
“Get in the chair.” – The Happy Sailor

Happy Simpsons Day, everybody!  

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 17 December 2014 at 9:07 am

    The 25th anniversary of the premiere. I feel like this should be a nationally recognized holiday.

  2. 17 December 2014 at 10:20 am

    25 years already! Where does the time go? T-T

  3. 4 Brad M
    18 December 2014 at 12:41 am

    Never noticed before that the pin-up girl has pink skin, and her areola is visible. Wonder if they’d be able to get away with that in season 26?

    • 5 Jibbildy
      18 December 2014 at 8:05 am

      If they could get away with showing baby Homer’s shrinky-dink in “Guess Who’s Coming To Criticize Dinner”, then probably.

  4. 6 Steve M
    19 December 2014 at 12:59 pm

    Well, now we know what Dr. Marvin Monroe’s brother does for a living.

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