Quote of the Day

Marge Be Not Proud11

“Buy me Bonestorm or go to Hell!” – Bart Simpson
“Bart!” – Marge Simpson
“Young man, in this house we use a little word called ‘please’.” – Homer Simpson

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Vera
    25 December 2014 at 9:19 am

    Those blank expressions on The Simpsons have always creeped me out.

    Also, Charlie, I thought you hated this episode because of how much of a dry-run ZS episode it was. Me personally, I didn’t pick up on it, but I did find it depressing that Marge would just cut her own son off like that. However, the episode did have its moments despite this: the Bonestorm commercial, the quote you just posted, Milhouse ratting Bart out to his mom, and Homer buying nothing but eggnog because December is the only month he can have it before the government takes it back (it reminds me of how Timmy Turner’s dad on “The Fairly Oddparents” loves eggnog to the point of obsession).

  2. 2 Frank
    25 December 2014 at 9:59 pm

    I’ve said it a gagillion times, but I don’t understand the hate for this episode.
    In fact I can totally understand why Marge felt the way she did – after defending, and defending and defending her boy, after all she did for him, he still couldn’t respect her enough to tell her the truth. she felt betrayed. her heart was finally pulled out and smashed.

    i mean, it was a completely perfect and appropriate reaction – she just gave up.

    i don’t have any kids of my own, but I really felt for Marge in this episode. I was pissed at Bart for being a jerkass.

    • 3 Rick
      26 December 2014 at 4:41 am

      DHS’ dislike for the episode isn’t due to Marge’s characterization, but because of the perceived Very Special Episode atmosphere that runs all the way through. I don’t hold the episode in the same contempt the site does but they do have a valid point.

  3. 6 Frank
    31 December 2014 at 12:54 pm

    Ever since I heard your opinions on the episode, I became born again. Thank you, my brothers, for opening my eyes.

    Thank you.

    Thank you.

    Thank you.

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