Bea, What Was Birth Like?

New Bea

“Homey, I think someone is saying hello.” – Marge Simpson

Mad Jon’s lovely and talented Mrs. gave birth to a bouncing, baby Beatrice this morning.  This is what he texted me:

“It’s a boy!  And what a boy!”

Mother and daughter are both doing well, and I also have an artist’s rendition of Jon right now:

And Maggie Makes Three12

Congratulations, parents.  You gave your little girl the worst possible birthday.  Merry Christmas.

16 Responses to “Bea, What Was Birth Like?”

  1. 1 calonordic
    25 December 2014 at 1:37 pm

    Hopefully she won’t become a spoiled brat & sue Santa when all she gets, instead of the gifts she asked for, she only gets an orange ;).

  2. 2 Joshua
    25 December 2014 at 4:59 pm

    Announcing the birth of his child by Simpsons quote; perfect! Congrats Mr and Mrs Mad Jon.

  3. 3 Stan
    25 December 2014 at 5:52 pm

    You guys are like my age. ‘Cept fuck kids.

  4. 4 Frank
    25 December 2014 at 9:53 pm

    Hey Mad Jon and Mrs. Mad Jon!

    Wishing you and your family nothing but the very best as you start this new and exciting chapter in your lives!

    Best regards,

  5. 5 Monty Python Forever
    25 December 2014 at 10:13 pm

    Mad Jon, so you’ve ruined your life. Did you also tear off your hair when you found out she was pregnant?

  6. 26 December 2014 at 6:47 am

    When my wife went into labor in October, I announced it on FB with, “Wow, a baby and a free burger. Is this the best day of my life?”

  7. 10 FireFlower
    26 December 2014 at 1:01 pm

    Congratulations! The best Christmas gift ever!

    I really like the name Beatrice.

  8. 26 December 2014 at 7:05 pm

    Congrats to the new little family :) I had a baby girl on the 22nd and named her a ‘traditional’ name also: Cecily. She’s currently in the hospital with jaundice next to a premature baby named Babi Honey. Yes, that’s the kind of area I live in; people call their kids Babi.

  9. 13 Dick Steele
    26 December 2014 at 7:30 pm

    Congrats, here’s hoping I even get a gf someday

  10. 27 December 2014 at 5:42 pm

    Hearty congratulations!

  11. 15 D.N.
    28 December 2014 at 5:05 pm

    Late to the party, but congratulations, Mad Jon.

    “Enjoy the miracle of creation!”

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