Quote of the Day

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“Stand behind the flaming garbage cans!  We’ll be letting you into the store seventy people at a time.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Let’s just beat him up and take his stuff!” – Kirk van Houten
“No, no, no, do not listen to that man.  Remain calm.  You will all have a chance to be gouged.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

13 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 RaikoLives
    29 December 2014 at 8:06 am

    If anyone with actual credibility had yelled out Kirk’s line, Apu would have been finished. Plus, how bad does it make Kirk look that HE is the one to suggest unruly, anti-social behaviour, AND that no one listens to him. Comedy that stems from character, as well as being a couple of cheap laughs. Classic Simpsons.

    • 2 Robyn Byrd
      30 December 2014 at 3:12 pm

      I think Kirk doing that goes with Kirk’s change in personality following the divorce (“A Milhouse Divided”), which a lot of people thought was a bad thing, as Kirk became more of a loser (though when he and Luann were together, they didn’t have much in the way of personality, except for the fact that Luann thought Bart was a bad influence on her son and Kirk worked at the cracker factory).

      • 3 RaikoLives
        31 December 2014 at 1:31 pm

        And Luann was from Shelbyville, which burns Kirk up inside. He was a loser in Lemon of Troy, which I THINK was before the divorce? I’m pretty sure he was always played as something of a weak-willed loser. Milhouse but grown up.

  2. 4 Dick Steele
    29 December 2014 at 10:56 am

    It’s neat thinking about how each of these characters are individually drawn just for these couple of seconds

    • 5 Victor Dang
      30 December 2014 at 12:18 pm

      And, you can also easily see Comic Book Guy’s corpulence and how it compares with the rest of the crowd

      • 6 Dick Steele
        30 December 2014 at 1:08 pm

        He really makes Kearny look small

      • 7 torbiecat
        1 January 2015 at 3:05 pm

        I was thinking the same thing, Victor! I’m amazed at just how much bigger he is compared to everyone else.

        • 8 Victor Dang
          4 January 2015 at 10:30 pm

          Yeah, quite impressive, right? I think the only person that could possibly match him in size is Comic Book Girl. Or that killer whale Moe tried to kidnap..

    • 9 torbiecat
      1 January 2015 at 3:06 pm

      Yeah, I agree. I’ve basically have been playing “Where’s Waldo” with this picture.

  3. 10 Frank
    30 December 2014 at 12:07 pm

    where is Kirk in that drawing anyway?

  4. 12 Stan
    31 December 2014 at 5:01 am

    Funny this is, from this perspective, they’re all standing like zombies. There is no liveliness in their poses.

    • 13 torbiecat
      1 January 2015 at 3:08 pm

      Yeah, you would think that bunch of them would have their fists clenched or have their arms in the air.

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