Quote of the Day

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“I’ll stay here, but I’m gonna think about products I might like to purchase.  Ooh . . . Mmm . . . Ooh, I don’t have that.” – Marge Simpson

8 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Frank
    22 January 2015 at 12:15 pm

    didn’t realize that this was the same joke as homer’s old principal (Dondelinger) thinking of all the women he could’ve talked to but didn’t.

    It was funny when Marge does it, but not when Dondelinger does it.

    Probably because
    1) We don’t know what Marge is thinking about; yet Dondelinger describes each opportunity
    2) We know Marge, and love Marge so we share in her enjoyment; Dondelinger? No one knows him really, so you can’t really relate to him
    3) Look how content Marge looks; Dondelinger looked full of regret – I mean, I guess I would have been regretful too, but regret doesn’t translate well into comedy

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