Quote of the Day

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“This year’s topic is, Resolved: The national speed limit should be lowered to fifty-five miles per hour.” – Mrs. Blumenstein
“Fifty-five?  That’s ridiculous!  Sure, it’ll save a few lives.  But millions will be late!” – Homer Simpson
“Why don’t you take con.” – Mrs. Blumenstein

15 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 7 Anonymous
    30 January 2015 at 5:31 pm

    I couldn’t give a damn about this kerfuffle either way, but usually when you roll over someone’s name, if they have a WordPress account, a box will show up with their real username, and presumably Stan has one, for a box DOES show up in the link above when you hover over his name, with the username “gravatarmysteryman”.

    Someone has obviously faked Stan’s appearances in today’s and yesterday’s quotes, for no box shows up when you rollover Stan’s name. Ditto for jbwarner86 yesterday, even. Oh, and I’m commenting as Anonymous. Never thought I’d see the day when being honest about your anonymity would give you a leg up, but there you go.

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