Quote of the Day

Bart Gets Famous14

“Many interesting and important things have been put into boxes over the years: textiles, other boxes, even children’s candy.” – Box Factory Manager
“Do any of these boxes have candy in ’em?” – Milhouse van Houten
“No.” – Box Factory Manager
“Will they ever?” – Milhouse van Houten
“No, we only make boxes to ship nails.” – Box Factory Manager

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 3 February 2015 at 11:03 am

    Nice touch of Mrs. Krabappel smoking and reading in the back, clearly not giving two shits about this.

  2. 3 Stan
    3 February 2015 at 5:01 pm

    I feel like this was originally a blade-in-candy-wrapper joke that they have modified at the last moment. Ah, those fat stupid Halloween children… The more American children die, the better.

  3. 4 Victor Dang
    3 February 2015 at 10:53 pm

    I love how Skinner and Martin are the only ones smiling. Just the kind of people who you’d expect to be entertained by this. (You can sadly count me in as one of those people, too.)

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