Quote of the Day

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“Welcome to the dynamic world of mobile pretzel retailing.” – Frank Ormand
“When can I start?  What’s my territory?” – Marge Simpson
“Your territory . . . well, let me tell you, wherever a young mother is ignorant of what to feed her baby, you’ll be there.  Wherever nacho penetration is less than total, you’ll be there.  Wherever a Bavarian is not quite full, you will be there.” – Frank Ormand
“Don’t forget fat people.  They can’t stop eating.” – Marge Simpson
“Hey, pretzels.” – Homer Simpson

Jack Lemmon would’ve been 90 today.  Happy birthday!

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Dick Steele
    8 February 2015 at 10:58 am

    One of the greatest classic Hollywood actors. I’m glad he got a spot on the show.

  2. 8 February 2015 at 5:07 pm

    For better or worse Jack Lemon’s performance in Glengarry Glen Ross is why we have ol’ Gil.

  3. 10 February 2015 at 7:03 am

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