Quote of the Day

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“It’s awful being a kid, no one listens to you.” – Lisa Simpson
“It’s rotten being old, no one listens to you.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“I’m a white male, age 18-49, everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.” – Homer Simpson

9 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    17 February 2015 at 9:55 am

    Don’t worry Abe, you’ll get that Matlock Expressway you’ve always wanted someday…

  2. 3 Patty Cash
    17 February 2015 at 12:26 pm

    Did Homer actually make Nuts and Gum or is that the end result of the fact that, as a white male aged 18-49, stupid ideas like that can be made and marketed to him? Because snpp.com (now Simpsons Archives) stupidly said that Homer created Nuts and Gum himself, but I think it’s what he said about how people listen to white males aged 18-49 (which, by the way, is a large section of viewership in the Neilsen ratings), no matter how dumb their ideas are.

  3. 8 Bu--hole Surfer
    17 February 2015 at 2:02 pm

    Side-bar: I’ve always loved those “little kid” drawings, purportedly made by Bart and/or Lisa, shown in the background in the kitchen scenes…..like the red chicken (or rooster) obviously drawn by outlining a hand; and the dinosaur too.

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