Quote of the Day

SNPP Security

“Clean.  Clean.  Pistol.  Uzi.  Two kids posing as an adult.  Oh, hey Homer.” – SNPP Guard

8 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Ryan
    24 February 2015 at 6:38 pm

    Safe… safe… razor blade… syringe… ooh, white chocolate!

    • 2 Patty Cash
      25 February 2015 at 4:34 am

      I like the one on Duffless with “Fine, fine, mouse, fine, mouse, rat, fine, syringe, fine, nose, fine…” then as Barney talks to the quality control guy, the bad batches of beer roll by him (including one with that three-eyed fish in it, one with a broken bottle neck, one with someone’s dentures, and a jar with Hitler’s head in it).

  2. 24 February 2015 at 8:22 pm

    I like how they don’t actually stop any of these people.

    • 4 Patty Cash
      26 February 2015 at 12:21 pm

      Yeah, but we don’t see those people in the outside crowd except for Homer. Maybe they were captured offscreen?

      • 26 February 2015 at 8:00 pm

        Possibly, but this is the SNPP we’re talking about. As long as they don’t go near Burns, they’ll let any psycho in.

        • 6 torbiecat
          27 February 2015 at 8:08 pm

          I like to imagine what those kids were up to–perhaps they’re just curious to see what a family member does at their job …or maybe they’re spies. Ooh.

          • 7 Patty Cash
            28 February 2015 at 2:40 am

            You might be right about the kids as spies thing, considering the events in the B-story of “The Crepes of Wrath” (season one episode where Bart goes to France and an Albanian boy named Adil becomes chummy with Homer so he can get nuclear plant secrets for his country).

  3. 8 Victor Dang
    25 February 2015 at 7:16 am

    And on top of that, they throw in a paleontological joke in there with Homer’s posture. Damn, do I love this show.

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