Quote of the Day

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“Smithers, this beer isn’t working.  I don’t feel any younger or funkier.” – C.M. Burns
“I’ll switch to the table spoon, sir.” – Mr. Smithers

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Joe
    27 February 2015 at 2:43 am

    Woah, Smither’s glasses are huge in this one.

  2. 2 Kenny Brockelstein
    27 February 2015 at 9:22 am

    For the longest time when I first watched “The Simpsons” I kept thinking Smithers and Bart were related in some way (mainly because of the hair), or that Smithers was a grown-up Bart (where scenes involving Smithers were glimpses into the future or something).

    Keep in mind I must’ve been six at the time.

    • 3 Patty Cash
      27 February 2015 at 9:31 am

      It wouldn’t surprise me if the Zombie Simpsons writers pulled that kind of crap. Hey, maybe that’s where they’re getting their ideas: from six-year-olds.

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