Quote of the Day

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“Hey, since you were a no show at all the big moments of my life, you owe me years of back presents: Christmases, birthdays, Easters, Kwanzaas, good report cards.  Hmm, seventy-five bucks a pop, plus interest and penalties . . . you owe me, twenty-two thousand dollars.” – Bart Simpson

Happy birthday David Silverman!

11 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Hired Goon
    15 March 2015 at 12:44 pm

    I always liked how even though Bart was a crappy student he still had great witty remarks combined with intelligence.

  2. 6 Victor Dang
    15 March 2015 at 7:20 pm

    The great thing about these frame-grab posts (vs. GIF-format posts) is that you can choose between any frame to misrepresent the intent of the scene the most, like so: http://deadhomersociety.com/2009/04/09/quote-of-the-day-74/

    Not nearly on the same level of that, but I like how you made Lisa look like she’s glaring at Bart’s shadiness :P

  3. 7 Bonestorm
    16 March 2015 at 1:04 pm

    @ TheWEdnesdayWoman:

    Just wanted to say it’s nice to see women participating in this blog.

    • 8 Ruth Powers
      16 March 2015 at 8:47 pm

      Are you seriously going to do this for every woman, or in your case, every name that you deem feminine? Women aren’t some *mysterious* mystical illusion that every minute have to be proven to exist, ooooooh~

      • 9 Victor Dang
        16 March 2015 at 9:28 pm

        Plus, there HAVE been ladies commenting on this blog before, even in its founding days. It’s not really special, and it’s sorta tokenistic to repeatedly put a spotlight onto each and every appearance of whoa-MAN.

      • 10 Bonestorm
        17 March 2015 at 9:13 am

        I’m sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to Sorry Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. You have the power.

  4. 17 March 2015 at 1:28 am

    Maybe if WordPress would let me, I’d change my name to Wednesday Whoa-MAN.

    Anyway, it’s nice to be here, sorry to cause a stir, and I wish the Powers women had shown up on the show more often.

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