Quote of the Day

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“Homer, that’s our wedding photo.” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, quit living in the past.” – Homer Simpson

7 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Crud
    17 March 2015 at 9:10 am

    I thought they never had a fancy wedding, as the photo seems to indicate.

    • 2 Patty Cash
      17 March 2015 at 9:41 am

      Yeah. Their wedding was at Shotgun Pete’s and, according to “A Milhouse Divided,” their cake was Fudgie the Whale from a roadside Carvel shop (and Homer saw a Levi’s truck and wondered if they sold jeans). Then again, “The Devil and Homer Simpson” from “Treehouse of Horror IV” revealed that Homer and Marge got married in the hospital because Homer gorged himself on cake and got sick. Sadly THoH episodes aren’t canon, so that one doesn’t count.

  2. 3 Victor Dang
    17 March 2015 at 10:01 am

    Other great example of “livin’ in the past” quotes by the Simps:

    Marge: What happened to you, Homer? And what have you done to the car?
    Homer: Nothing.
    Marge: I don’t think it had broken axles before.
    Homer: Before, before! You’re living in the past, Marge! Quit living in the past!

    – Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment

    And perhaps my favorite one thus far (all from Season 8!):

    C.M. Burns: My first dollar! Thanks to you, Lisa, and our hemp smoking friend. Shine on, you crazy diamond.
    Crazy Hippie: Sounds like somebody’s living in the past! Contemporize, man!

    – The Old Man and the Lisa

    • 4 Stan
      18 March 2015 at 7:23 pm

      How did you insert these quotes?

      • 5 Victor Dang
        19 March 2015 at 1:44 pm


      • 6 Victor Dang
        19 March 2015 at 1:46 pm

        <blockquote>INSERT QUOTE HERE<blockquote>

        hope this works this time; had to use the “& l t ;” and the “& g t ;” trick for < and > to show up

      • 7 Victor Dang
        19 March 2015 at 1:48 pm

        <blockquote>INSERT QUOTE HERE</blockquote>

        hope this works this time; had to use the “& l t ;” and the “& g t ;” trick for < and > to show up

        … and I forgot to put in the forward slash above, so I hope Charlie is a little courteous enough to delete my previous two comments/botch-ups :x

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