Quote of the Day

In Marge We Trust13

“The dump?” – Marge Simpson
“We’re gonna get rid of the Christmas tree, starting to turn brown.” – Homer Simpson

19 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Victor Dang
    21 March 2015 at 10:14 am

    Aw hell, I was confusing this with “Marge Be Not Proud” for a minute. But I do love the details of Grampa’s present still being there, and the implications therein.

    • 2 Victor Dang
      21 March 2015 at 10:15 am

      *Being there UNOPENED, I mean. Damn, I really should proofread my comments more before sending them in.

  2. 3 Just Curious
    21 March 2015 at 11:17 am

    Is that a present *for* Grampa or *from*?

    • 4 Stan
      21 March 2015 at 7:05 pm

      You have no honor, you know that? A rotten piece of garbage has more honor than you, faggot. Name changer. Before you came here this website was tons better. Now good people quit because of you.

      • 5 Sarcastic Moustache Guy
        21 March 2015 at 7:58 pm

        Whoa whoa there, Stan, calm down and make some more jokes at the expense of teh gheyys et al.

        More lowbrow, not high!

    • 11 Anonymous
      22 March 2015 at 4:43 pm

      Either way, the implication that it’s still there unopened and is being taken to the dump along with the browning Christmas tree means that Grampa is as useful to the Simpson family as a crotchless chastity belt.

  3. 12 Jerk from Tower 1
    23 March 2015 at 1:47 pm

    Can the administrator and/or moderator please curb this “gravatarmysteryman” individual from posting, under multiple usernames, homophobic slurs against other forum users please? Thank you.

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