Quote of the Day

Separate Vocations15

“First question: if I could be any animal, I would be a) a carpenter ant, b) a nurse shark, or c) a lawyer bird.” – Mrs. Krabappel

Happy birthday, George Meyer!

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 27 March 2015 at 10:31 am

    Here we see the lawyer bird in it’s natural habitat, working on contingency? No, money down.

  2. 2 Stan
    27 March 2015 at 1:23 pm

    Ahah, I got the joke just now. How about a “killer whale”?

      • 4 Stan
        28 March 2015 at 4:42 am

        Was Castellaneta voicing the whale?

        • 5 Anonymous
          28 March 2015 at 7:00 pm

          I have no idea. I thought it would’ve been somebody like Frank Welker, but I don’t think he was in this episode. Could be Castanella, not sure. Either way, I just love the killer whale bit here to death. The sound that it makes each time is just the cherry on the cake.

        • 6 Patty Cash
          30 March 2015 at 11:51 am

          I don’t know. It might be, considering that Frank Welker isn’t listed in the credits. Then again, it could be an uncredited role by Welker.

          And is that the same room Moe kept the pandas in in “Cape Feare” and had the “Deer Hunter”-style Russian Roulette game in “Simpson Tide”?

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