Quote of the Day

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“The ingredients were, fresh pureed tomatoes, water, salt, and sodium benzoate used to retard spoilage.  Once again, if I’m not mistaken, this can contained tomato paste.” – Nelson Muntz
“Thank you, Nelson, I look forward to seeing it again next week.” – Mrs. Krabappel

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Vivian Wallace
    28 April 2015 at 9:12 am

    If that’s the best Nelson comes up with for show and tell, then he really had no right to mock Milhouse’s horse figurine (“I have a horsie. Neigh. Neigh. Nei…” “Wuss!”).

  2. 3 torbiecat
    28 April 2015 at 4:54 pm

    I always really liked scene (and it’s really in character for Nelson). It’s one of those instances a lot of fans seem to overlook, but I guess it’s because it’s dryly funny rather that gut-bustingly funny.

  3. 4 Anonymous
    28 April 2015 at 5:58 pm

    I love that blase look both characters have, especially Nelson’s hand in his pocket.

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