Quote of the Day

Whacking Day13

“And the Lord said, ‘Whack ye all the serpents which crawl on their bellies and thy town shall be a beacon unto others’.  So, you see, Lisa, even God himself endorses Whacking Day.” – Reverend Lovejoy
“Let me see that.” – Lisa Simpson
“No.” – Reverend Lovejoy

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    10 May 2015 at 7:28 pm

    According to the DVD commentary for this episode, Matt Groening hated that line because he felt misquoting a Bible verse was “taking things too far”. I thought this show back when it was good was supposed to skewer everything about modern life, including how people use religion for their own twisted benefit. Is it any wonder this show turned into the bland, yellow mess it is now. The writers are spineless pussies.

    • 2 torbiecat
      10 May 2015 at 9:51 pm

      Maybe he just felt that this joke was too cheap of a shot and not that clever (though, I don’t know why this in particular would strike him as such). I don’t remember this from the commentary, so maybe what I had suggested is totally off-base.

  2. 3 Joey Jo Jo Shabadoo
    11 May 2015 at 8:51 am

    Constancyyy. Sweeeet constancyyyy.

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