Quote of the Day


“That’s not my mother.” – Marge Simpson
“I’ll be back in a jiffy!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“Can I come too? . . . Oh.” – Old Woman

15 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Stan
    12 May 2015 at 11:10 am

    Don’t bullshit us. The Vaclav’s Croatian car doesn’t have power windows. He should’ve been seen rolling this crank.

    • 2 Anti-Spam Crusader
      13 May 2015 at 9:56 am

      All right, I’ve done some research on your troll, and this is what I could come up with (so far):
      His first name is William, and he most likely lives somewhere in New York. I found this through tracking down some other chat rooms he used to go on, until he found a permanent home on DHS.
      Use this information as you will.

  2. 3 Victor Dang
    12 May 2015 at 5:56 pm

    Love how Marge’s eyes turn to her right only to quickly snap back to avoid eye contact.

  3. 12 May 2015 at 10:17 pm

    This blog’s been up for six fucking years and it amazes me that quotes like this are just being used for QOTD. This could go on another six years and there would still be enough classic quotes to go around.

    • 10 acreatureididnotknow
      13 May 2015 at 11:59 am

      Mike! Great to see you on here again. Hope all’s well with you.

    • 11 Noah P
      13 May 2015 at 4:39 pm

      Hey, you’re still alive! Nice to see you back.

    • 12 torbiecat
      13 May 2015 at 5:52 pm

      See, I was right that he is still alive. I didn’t stop believing! :D

      But seriously, it’s good to hear from you, Mike.

    • 13 Victor Dang
      14 May 2015 at 3:13 pm

      Yo Mike! Good to see you back and alive! Did you happen to jump out of any exploding planes (pre-explosion) and lay low as “Rory B. Bellows” for a while?

      (And will you ever finish your Animation Alley series and cover ToHVII?! You gotta highlight Lisa’s blank stare as everyone else is cheering in the Clinton-Dole $5 debate in the final segment at least…)

  4. 12 May 2015 at 11:00 pm

    The Flash is the best show on TV followed by Gotham.

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