Quote of the Day


“You don’t understand, Mom and Dad take good care of us. . . . That was a baby tooth. . . . It was loose!” – Lisa Simpson
“Don’t you worry, little girl, we’ll get you some nice, county dentures.” – Child Protective Services Agent

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Concerned DHS Reader
    18 June 2015 at 1:24 pm

    Lisa needs braces

  2. 2 Lenny Leonard
    18 June 2015 at 1:44 pm

    So long dental plan! (dental plan! dental plan!)

  3. 3 Victor Dang
    18 June 2015 at 4:58 pm

    You forgot to put in Lisa’s impaired speech after her tooth fell out:

    That wath a baby tooth! It wath loothe!

    (Not to mention the various whistling that went with said th‘s, heheh)

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