Quote of the Day

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“Homer, I have to go out to pick up something for dinner.” – Marge Simpson
“Steak?” – Homer Simpson
“Money’s too tight for steak.” – Marge Simpson
“Steak?” – Homer Simpson
“Sure, steak.” – Marge Simpson

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Stan
    11 July 2015 at 12:03 pm

    Why are people constantly impersonating me? Am I doing something funny?

    • 2 Theorist
      11 July 2015 at 7:55 pm

      I have a theory.
      You were a condescending a hole who constantly thought his opinion was law, and that was hilarious. You have been taken down a few notches, and it is extremely satisfying to watch happen.

  2. 4 Victor Dang
    11 July 2015 at 12:04 pm

    If only Homer had used his $20 to exchange steak for services instead…

  3. 11 July 2015 at 8:58 pm

    This was the episode where I first noticed the humongous pupils that the artists at Anivision always drew on these characters. Once you’re aware of them, you can’t not notice them.

    • 6 Anonymous
      12 July 2015 at 5:31 pm

      Ohh, so that’s what “Anivison eyes” means. I always thought it was a specific expression or a twitch or something.

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