Quote of the Day


“I don’t care if it takes me all night, I’m gonna get me that lobster harmonica!  C’mon, Lobsty! . . . Oh.” – Otto

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Stan
    12 July 2015 at 6:13 pm

    – Aren’t you that guy everybody hates?
    – Oh no, I’m Stan.

    C’mon Stan, show your excuse for a face.

    • 2 Critic
      12 July 2015 at 8:15 pm

      His was kinda funny at first, admittedly, but I think maybe y’all should lay of Stan for a while. I think he gets the point. The joke is getting old anyways.

  2. 13 July 2015 at 7:44 pm

    Sorry to interrupt the Stan talk but I would love a lobster harmonica. The closest I have found online is a lobster claw shaped harmonica which is close but not good enough.

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