Quote of the Day

A Streetcar Named Marge12

“Marge, can I get some change for the candy machine?” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, here!” – Llewellyn Sinclair
“Hey, there’s some quarters in here.” – Homer Simpson

8 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Stan
    16 July 2015 at 8:18 am

    Damn, Homie got a nice ass.

  2. 3 Monty Python Forever
    16 July 2015 at 3:40 pm

    Can you guys please use this summer to comment on season 12 episodes? You say that is the year the show dies, so please tell us why it fails so hard. It kind of defeats the point of a Simpsons fan website to go months without commenting on Simpsons episodes.

    • 4 Joe
      16 July 2015 at 4:18 pm

      Yeah, I second this. While I disagree with this site that season 11 was a transitional state for the show (to me, it is the first proper shite season and may as well be included as the true beginning of Zombie Simpsons) I think it would be good to actually do a Crazy Noises on Season 12 just to show the rot firmly settling in. Because season 12 is not just the bland mediocrity that Zombie Simpsons is now, I honestly feel it has some of the worst episodes in the show’s history packed within it (eg. panda rape, trip to africa and incoherent prisoner spoof).

      • 5 Noah P
        16 July 2015 at 7:05 pm

        While S12 was definitely the start of the post-classic era, I still think it still has some good quotes. They had focused less on story and more on quotability, which I don’t agree with, but still gave funny moments.
        My personal favorite is the “Daaady? Can I have some caaandy?” from “HOM-R”. Homer’s creepy voice there makes me laugh every time.

  3. 6 Shadiac
    16 July 2015 at 8:21 pm

    That Sinclair character was such a douchebag. If I was Homer I’d have thrown his freaking money in his freaking face.

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