Quote of the Day

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“You’ll feel better knowing your money’s in the hands of professionals.” – Marge Simpson
“Ook ook, are you folks ready to go ape?” – Bank Teller
“Mom?” – Lisa Simpson
“A professional in ape mask is still a professional.” – Marge Simpson

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Victor Dang
    4 August 2015 at 7:17 pm

    And then Marge turns out to be right! Which leads to the great follow-up joke later with the banking professionals wearing moose antlers. I love this show.

  2. 3 Staniel
    4 August 2015 at 8:40 pm

    What is worse: going ape or going bananas? I don’t think anyone knows the answer to that one.

    • 4 Angel Young
      7 August 2015 at 10:41 am

      I thought they were one in the same.

      And does anyone else notice that the car the ape is holding in the standee looks like Homer’s car?

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