Quote of the Day

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“Ooh, lost a few.  Well, there’s plenty more where that came from.” – Homer Simpson

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Staniel
    16 August 2015 at 6:32 pm

    I always wondered how it makes sense for Homer to be bald at 36, while his dad still had a decent haircut even in his 50s? I mean sure, it could be hereditary from his mother’s side (I believe they never showed us Mona’s parents), but maybe it just comes from him working at the SNPP?

    • 16 August 2015 at 8:19 pm

      Bald? I don’t know but I heard radiation can make you sterile.

    • 3 Frank
      17 August 2015 at 10:40 am

      I hear that the baldness gene does come from the mother’s side. so if you’re a dude and your mom’s dad has no hair, then chances are you’ll be bald too.

      but I don’t know how true that is

      • 4 RaikoLives
        17 August 2015 at 11:29 am

        That’s probably right, at least from my experience. BOTH my Mother’s Father and my Dad had/have a substantial hair loss going on, so I was always fucked, but my Mother’s brother has a full head of hair, like their Mother’s side.

        • 5 Staniel
          17 August 2015 at 5:02 pm

          It’s funny because I know a guy whose dad has a brother, and he was already totally bald at like 35, while his own brother still has hair now that they’re both in their 50s. Genetics is one helluva subject, isn’t it?

    • 18 August 2015 at 10:37 pm

      Homer’s baldness was accelerated by his tearing out bits of his hair everytime he found out Marge was pregnant, remember?

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