Quote of the Day


“So, this patch steadily releases nicotine into my body, eliminating my need for cigarettes!” – Krusty the Klown

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Rancho Relaxo
    1 September 2015 at 12:43 pm

    Love Krusty’s facial expressions all throughout this scene.

  2. 2 Victor Dang
    1 September 2015 at 2:20 pm

    Even in an unusually short episode like this where the writers actually had to make a post-episode sketch to fill time, it’s all still funnier than any recent ZS episode combined (“Everyone Loves Ned Flanders” included).

    I just love the follow-up scene later where we see the end-result of Krusty abusing the nicotine patches. “Ugh… I think there’s a spot on my butt…”

    • 3 Gulliver Talent
      4 September 2015 at 11:12 pm

      Wouldn’t all those nicotine patches on Krusty give him an overdose and kill him (cf. “1000 Ways to Die” story about a female smoker who puts too many nicotine patches on her body so she can quit after her boyfriend tells her that he can’t stand her cigarette habit, yet has no problem with her being a sex addict)?

      Oh, right. It’s a cartoon and cartoons don’t have to be 100% realistic (most, anyway).

  3. 4 Staniel
    1 September 2015 at 2:37 pm

    What’s the joke of him licking it? Is it a dog context or something?

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