Quote of the Day

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“A thousand bucks?  I can’t afford that!” – Homer Simpson
“Well, we do have a product which is more in your price range, however, I must assure you that any hair growth you experience while using it will be purely coincidental.” – Hair Doctor

15 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Tom S. Fox
    2 September 2015 at 11:11 am

    I would put a semicolon instead of a comma before “however.”

  2. 15 Noah P
    4 September 2015 at 3:59 pm

    Anyways, time for a comment related to this quote:
    I love this line. I think it was one of the first times The Simpsons began to start using the humor they would become famous for (since this was a pretty early Season 2 episode, the show hadn’t gotten as good as it would become later on in the season yet).

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