Quote of the Day


“One night, Marge’s beastly sisters were showing slides from their latest vacation.” – Homer Simpson
“And this is Patty trying to plug her leg razor into one of those ungodly Czechoslovakian outlets.  As you can see, we never did get the hang of it.” – Selma Bouvier
“Aye carumba!” – Bart Simpson
“As I stared up at that hairy, yellow drumstick, I knew I needed a drink.” – Homer Simpson

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 13 September 2015 at 2:03 pm

    Slides? That ain’t been popular since aught six, dagnab it

  2. 3 Staniel
    13 September 2015 at 7:07 pm

    You know why you can’t use your shitty 110V appliances everywhere in the world? Because you can’t promote your “democracy” everywhere in the world either. It won’t work.

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