Quote of the Day

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“I don’t think I’d be any kind of a father if you got Ds and I let you go to Kamp Krusty.” – Homer Simpson
“But Dad!” – Bart Simpson
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it.  Now, quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” – Homer Simpson
“17.” – Radio
“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson
“32.” – Radio
“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson
“5.” – Radio
“D’oh.” – Homer Simpson
“8.” – Radio
“Woo-hoo!” – Homer Simpson
“47.” – Radio
“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Staniel
    23 September 2015 at 11:21 pm

    Ohhh Bart, he’s so sad! Maybe fucking Lisa would help?
    Poor Bart…..

  2. 4 Frank
    24 September 2015 at 11:33 am

    You know, Kamp Krusty would be an interesting idea for a Saturday Morning cartoon – something like Camp Lazlo or Camp Lakebottom.

    Get rid of all the adults (or give them cameos – We want Krunchy), make it a counsellors vs. campers, or 2 camps against each other.

    • 5 Victor Dang
      25 September 2015 at 7:33 pm

      Somewhere, in an alternate universe, Al Jean and Mike Reiss were able to successfully stretch out “Kamp Krusty” to 90 minutes, and it would’ve been the greatest movie ever made.

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