Quote of the Day

Bart's Inner Child17

“So long, suckers!” – Homer Simpson
“Damn, they’re very slowly getting away.” – Principal Skinner
“They’re headin’ for the old mill!” – Moe
“No we’re not!” – Homer Simpson
“Well, let’s go to the old mill anyway.  Get some cider.” – Moe

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Victor Dang
    11 November 2015 at 9:55 am

    I’ve always thought of this scene as the great culmination of this episode (for those who criticized it as being too disjointed). Later seasons might’ve used this for further pointless chasing, but here it just ends with the mob going to get some cider on a whim.

    What’s so great about it is that they’re still following Brad Goodman’s advice: they’re doing as they’re feeling. First they get into fistfights with each other, then they chase after Bart, until finally deciding to go to the cider mill, and all within one minute. I was among the “disjointed” crowd at first before I rewatched the episode again a few times and realized how brilliant the ending was.

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