Quote of the Day

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“Sorry, Rosarita, I gotta get to my birthday party.” – Bart Simpson
“Farewell, senor Bart.” – Rosarita

Happy birthday, Maggie Roswell!

8 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Rob K.
    14 November 2015 at 11:46 am

    Sexiest Simpsons character is Rosarita, her legs are esp well drawn and sexy.

  2. 2 Stantastic
    14 November 2015 at 12:48 pm

    I like how a 10-year-old kid is dreaming of dancing with some hot Latin chick, yet it’s absolutely normal because there are no innuendos involved whatsoever. This is so childlike, just as about anything from “Bart After Dark”.

    • 14 November 2015 at 8:16 pm

      It’s no dream sequence; this happened for real in-universe. And it’s great because Bart is just like “Well, I got this coupon for a tango lesson, might as well get it out of the way,” like it’s just another in a long string of sub-average birthday gifts.

      • 4 Stantastic
        14 November 2015 at 9:59 pm

        Jiminy crickets, you’re right!
        Although I wanted to mostly point out how they used to handle Bart being apathetic to the sexuality overall in the series. Not only did he not really mock it, but at 10 years of age he actually understood what “burlesque” stands for, why has his mom suddenly become mad at his dad spending the night next to an exotic dancer (besides, both he and Homer actually end up going to see the dancer, and Bart is still fully understanding of what men would want from such performance). It’s like he’s actually tons smarter than Homer regarding sex, whereas Homer is much less interested in it and regards it like a child’s play.
        And I like that. Even though it’s not realistic a tiny bit and, moreover, doesn’t make any sense.

    • 5 Gina Brevin
      17 November 2015 at 4:00 am

      It wasn’t a dream; it was a montage of Bart spending his birthday coupons on free goods and services, like ice cream that looks big on the poster, but is really small and served by a sarcastic ice cream clerk, a free shave (despite that Bart has no beard), and tango lessons with Rosarita.

  3. 6 Victor Dang
    15 November 2015 at 12:24 am

    To quoteth another Bart quote from the same season: “Whoa! T and A!”

    Anyways, I’m a little disappointed you didn’t grab from the Shary Bobbins episode, but I guess there’s always next year. And I also had no idea that Maggie Roswell voiced this character, which is pretty cool!

  4. 7 Some Guy
    16 November 2015 at 8:49 am

    I remember seeing this episode (a few times) and always wanting to be Bart and bang the hell out of Rosarita.

    • 8 Stantastic
      16 November 2015 at 6:58 pm

      You could always look for a Latin hooker, ask if you could call her “Rosarita” and she call you “Senor Bart”, and get crazy. Latinas have the softest crack btw.

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