Quote of the Day

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“What the heck is your middle name, anyway?” – Bart Simpson
“You know, I have no idea.  Hey, Dad, what does the J stand for?” – Homer Simpson
“How should I know?  It was your mother’s job to name you and love you and such.  I was mainly in it for the spanking.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 D.N.
    15 November 2015 at 4:47 pm

    On the subject of Grampa, has anyone else here been following John K’s blog (http://johnkstuff.blogspot.com.au/) recently? He’s been posting storyboards for the recent “Treehouse of Horror” opening, which was envisioned as being a lot longer and more elaborate than it turned out. Also, Grampa figured more prominently in the sequence (“I love Abe…He’s so lumpy!”). It’s a shame the whole thing was whittled down in its final form. Kricfalusi has said he’d love to be able to animate a whole episode.

  2. 2 Stantastic
    15 November 2015 at 6:14 pm

    Weak. Why is Grampa just standing there without a reason, as they all turn to him?

    • 3 Rob K.
      15 November 2015 at 7:28 pm

      The Simpsons might be gramps age when they go off.

    • 15 November 2015 at 7:57 pm

      In the full episode, when it’s revealed Grandpa is in the house, the camera cuts to him sprawled in a heap at the bottom of the stairs, clearly having just tripped over Bart’s skateboard which is a few feet away. I don’t know why Charlie didn’t pick that shot; it’s a much funnier visual.

  3. 5 Cat
    17 November 2015 at 5:30 pm

    I’d forgotten this scene. Grampa gets some great lines.

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