Quote of the Day

Lisa Gets an A11

“You know, I run a small academy for lobsters like this one.  We stress tough love, daily chores, and the like.” – Captain McAllister
“No!  We’re not sending the lobster away to some snobby boarding school.” – Marge Simpson
“Yargh, I understand.  It’s hard to let go.  Tell me this, then:, do you have any spare change?” – Captain McAllister

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Stantastic
    22 November 2015 at 2:55 pm

    Why would Homer carry a lobster around with him everywhere? It dries in hours out of water, won’t probably last even one single day, so to speak.

  2. 4 acreatureididnotknow
    22 November 2015 at 3:08 pm

    Zombie eyes…

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