Quote of the Day

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“I think it’s great you’re a teacher, Dad.  So, will you be lecturing from a standardized text or using the more Socratic method of interactive class participation?” – Lisa Simpson
“Yes, Lisa, Daddy’s a teacher.” – Homer Simpson

11 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 RaikoLives
    14 December 2015 at 8:10 am

    “Homer, that’s supposed to be leather patches on a tweed blazer, not the other way around. You’ve ruined a perfectly good jacket.”
    “Ah, incorrect, Marge. Two perfectly good jackets.”

  2. 2 Bort Sampson
    14 December 2015 at 8:16 am

    “Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster’s dictionary describes a wedding as: the process of removing weeds from one’s garden.”

  3. 14 December 2015 at 1:52 pm

    The ending where Homer admits he is completely dependent on Marge is one of themes that ZS loves to continuously run into the ground over and over again.

    • 4 Gina Brevin
      15 December 2015 at 2:49 am

      So, you’re saying that everything seasons 1-5 had has been run into the ground in later seasons, meaning that the show should have stopped after season 5.

  4. 5 Brad M
    14 December 2015 at 2:24 pm

    No comment on last night’s ZS episode?

    • 14 December 2015 at 2:50 pm

      I am going to assume it sucked and wasn’t really worth talking about.

      • 7 Ah Hee Hee Hee
        14 December 2015 at 3:00 pm

        It was… Okay. This season seems to be mostly mediocre, which is at least a step up from the last fifteen or so. Maybe in another twenty years, we’ll have a new golden age.

        • 8 Brad M
          14 December 2015 at 3:45 pm

          I thought it was okay too. It felt like it was written in reaction against the unrealistic sci-fi elements that dominate the other future episodes.

        • 9 Gina Brevin
          15 December 2015 at 2:52 am

          “Mostly mediocre” means that the writers have given up…or know the end is near for the show and are trying to kiss the viewers asses with somewhat watchable episodes. I say, “Don’t buy into this bullshit. Put on Netflix, Hulu, or Youtube, watch a sports game, take a walk, read a book, talk to family — do anything to avoid Zombie Simpsons.”

      • 10 Stanislav
        14 December 2015 at 3:48 pm

        I thought it was pretty good for its current era. I’d suggest you give it a chance.

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