Quote of the Day

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“Hey, Uncle Al, can Homer have a job?” – Barney Gumble
“Sure.” – Uncle Al
“Woo-hoo!” – Homer Simpson
“Barney, you’re fired.” – Uncle Al
“Okay.” – Barney Gumble

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Dave
    22 December 2015 at 11:57 am

    Homer, did you polish your head in the Shine-O Ball-O?

  2. 2 Bartzilla
    22 December 2015 at 1:39 pm

    Anyone who what the following scene/dialog is a reference to from this episode?

    Homer:[sniffs] This was the happiest time of my life. I’ll never
    forget you guys. Especially you, Joey.
    Joey:[a young boy dressed like a shoe-shine boy] See you ’round,
    Mr. Homer.
    Homer: Don’t worry, Joey, we’ll make it to California some day.
    Joey: Sure we will, Mr. Homer, sure we will.[coughs]

    • 3 acreatureididnotknow
      22 December 2015 at 6:46 pm

      I always thought it was a parody of ‘Tiny Tim’ Cratchit from A Christmas Carol, or something similar.

  3. 4 spiderterry84
    22 December 2015 at 5:12 pm

    “You did a great job, Homer, and I’m really going to miss you. The place has never been cleaner, and the way you kept the young people away–whew! That was beautiful.”

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