“Ladies and gentlemen, most of you already know that with a little love and compassion, any puppy will grow up to be a cuddly little bundle of joy. . . . Stuff and nonsense taught by charlatans and learned by bloody twits!” – Emily Winthrop
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
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“Choke… Chain”
What’s up with you, “gravatarmysteryman”? Are you nuts or just entertaining yourself?
“Gravatarmysteryman” is the default name WordPress gives to posters who don’t have a profile (like me!).
Also “choke… chain” was a line from this episode where Emily Winthrop goads Bart into using the choke chain on SLH.
I realized that after the fact, my bad :/
Apparently, neither.
“Is my dog dead, ma’am?”
*laughs* “You don’t know how often I’m asked that.”