Quote of the Day

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“Get out of my car!” – Selma Bouvier
“This isn’t my house.” – Hans Moleman

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 NOT Dustin Hoffman
    21 January 2016 at 10:41 am

    One of my most quoted Simpsons lines. Season 4 of The Simpsons is why television, as well as humanity, exists x

  2. 2 Al Gore Doll
    21 January 2016 at 11:47 pm

    Why did she dump him? It’s like kissing a peanut!

    • 2 February 2016 at 11:23 am

      She suddenly had a vision of what her life would be like as Mrs. Hans Moleman, which included a lot of blind, ugly, elderly children, one of which falls out the window and is implied to be dead.

  3. 4 Smuckers Jam
    22 January 2016 at 9:36 am

    Nobody’s gay for Moleman.

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