Quote of the Day

Homer vs Patty & Selma16

“Homer, why didn’t you tell me?” – Marge Simpson
“I was ashamed, Marge.  I failed you as a husband and a provider, and at best I was a B+ dog.  I’ll understand if you want to sleep on the couch tonight.” – Homer Simpson

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    26 February 2016 at 11:14 am

    “Is this projection accurate?”

  2. 2 orgirlinberkeley
    26 February 2016 at 2:09 pm

    I wrote a fictional blind date conversation consisting entirely of quotes from the Simpsons using the new Frinkiac search engine. https://prettypnuts.wordpress.com/2016/02/25/the-simpsons-on-a-date/

    • 3 Frank
      27 February 2016 at 10:38 am

      awesome stuff!
      i didn’t know if i should have been imagining the simpsons or not, but for some reason i imagined it was Marge and Homer on the date, so i was a bit confused at the beginning, especially with the woman saying Homer’s lines.
      I also liked the end – it reminded me of a similar scene in Seinfeld, where George goes on a date with Elaine’s friend.

  3. 26 February 2016 at 10:49 pm

    I miss when Homer knew he wasn’t very good at anything.

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