“Homer, why didn’t you tell me?” – Marge Simpson
“I was ashamed, Marge. I failed you as a husband and a provider, and at best I was a B+ dog. I’ll understand if you want to sleep on the couch tonight.” – Homer Simpson
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I wrote a fictional blind date conversation consisting entirely of quotes from the Simpsons using the new Frinkiac search engine. https://prettypnuts.wordpress.com/2016/02/25/the-simpsons-on-a-date/
awesome stuff!
i didn’t know if i should have been imagining the simpsons or not, but for some reason i imagined it was Marge and Homer on the date, so i was a bit confused at the beginning, especially with the woman saying Homer’s lines.
I also liked the end – it reminded me of a similar scene in Seinfeld, where George goes on a date with Elaine’s friend.
I miss when Homer knew he wasn’t very good at anything.