Quote of the Day


“Now, boys, Mr. Simpson is the guest. He gets to decide what to watch.” – Ned Flanders
“Yeah!  Hey, what gives, I thought you had a satellite dish?” – Homer Simpson
“Sure diddly-do! Over two-hundred and thirty channels locked out!” – Ned Flanders

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 18 March 2016 at 11:02 am

    “looooocccccccked out”

    I love that.

  2. 2 Stan
    18 March 2016 at 2:27 pm

    Then why would you even…
    What the fuck?!

    • 19 March 2016 at 12:39 pm

      Yeah. Wouldn’t it make more sense just not to have a TV if you don’t want you or your kids to watch it? Then again, he does enjoy religious programming, so maybe he has it so that way religious programming is the only thing on.

  3. 4 Cute... but evil
    18 March 2016 at 11:47 pm

    Taken out of context that gif is a little creepy.

  4. 5 Paul
    22 March 2016 at 10:29 am

    I love that hand drawn static animation. It has such a 90s look to it. They used to get really creative with the animation on the TVs static

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