Quote of the Day

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“Will my dog Pepper be there?” – Janie
“I’m sorry, but the answer is no.” – Sunday School School Teacher
“Why not?” – Janie
“Because Heaven is for people.” – Sunday School Teacher
“What about my cat, Snowball?” – Lisa Simpson
“I’m sorry, but the answer is no.” – Sunday School Teacher
“Will there be cavemen in Heaven?” – Milhouse van Houten
“Certainly not!” – Sunday School Teacher
“Um, ma’am, what if you’re a really good person but you’re in a really really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated, will it be waiting for you in Heaven?” – Bart Simpson
“For the last time, Bart, yes!” – Sunday School Teacher

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Victor Dang
    25 March 2016 at 8:58 pm

    Love that last line. A great, absurd, and quick slap against Sunday School (and dogma in general). Priceless.

    • 2 Anonymous
      26 March 2016 at 5:08 pm

      Old athiests, like old professors are, are the Simpsons creators though speculation on theology is funny in this case.

  2. 3 torbiecat
    3 April 2016 at 5:06 pm

    The Sunday school teacher’s name is Miss Albright. I don’t know why the hell I remember that.

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