Quote of the Day


“Alright, if you’re so smart, tell me who I selected to be lunchroom monitor.” – Principal Skinner
“Me?” – Lisa Simpson
“Take your sash and go.” – Principal Skinner

7 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 acreatureididnotknow
    19 April 2016 at 3:49 pm

    “(Sigh) Now we’re at the dregs…”

    • 2 NOT Dustin Hoffman
      19 April 2016 at 5:08 pm

      Kent Brockman and the subsequent pond scene Bart comes up with rescued this episode and made it at least acceptable for later-era Classic Simpsons x

      • 3 acreatureididnotknow
        19 April 2016 at 5:56 pm

        There were some nice moments…

        “The old Union Pacific doesn’t come by too often any more…”

        …but it’s still pretty weak. Crazy Cat Lady’s debut, too, which doesn’t help.

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