Quote of the Day

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“Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.” – Homer Simpson
“Okay, Mr. Burns, what’s your first name?” – Postal Clerk
“I don’t know.” – Homer Simpson

7 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 27 May 2016 at 10:50 am

    Another one of those fantastic QotD’s that I can’t believe hasn’t shown up before.

    • 2 Charlie Sweatpants
      28 May 2016 at 12:52 pm

      I was kinda surprised too. As I was scrolling through the quotes I’d already used for this episode I was thinking to myself, “Is this really not there?”, but it wasn’t. Hooray!

  2. 3 Anonymous
    27 May 2016 at 11:05 am

    Without a doubt, this is one of my all-time favorite Homer interactions.

  3. 4 acreatureididnotknow
    27 May 2016 at 12:03 pm

    This was one of the first big, proper laugh out loud jokes I saw from the show.

  4. 5 Bleeding Gums Murphy
    27 May 2016 at 12:11 pm

    The painting with the mailman being hunted by dogs and hit by a lightning strike was also great.

  5. 6 Joe
    28 May 2016 at 5:59 am

    Great plan Bart.

  6. 28 May 2016 at 6:55 pm

    the way he delivered the I don’t know was hilarious

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