“Now, Bart, do you really think you can win?” – Homer Simpson
“Sure, why not?” – Bart Simpson
“Woo-woo! Alright! I always knew you had personality! The doctor said it was hyperactivity, but I knew better!” – Homer Simpson
Archive for June, 2016
30
Jun
16
Quote of the
29
Jun
16
Quote of the Day
“Now, Homer, Bart’s busy working on his science project.” – Marge Simpson
“You heard the lady, Homer. So please mow quietly: genius at work. . . . One o’clock, still just a potato.” – Bart Simpson
28
Jun
16
Quote of the Day
“I wonder if he’s going to say anything about that horrible fish?” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, Marge, what’s the big deal? I bet before the papers blew this out of proportion you didn’t even know how many eyes a fish had.” – Homer Simpson
27
Jun
16
Quote of the Day
“Open your eyes, Lisa. Our schools are so jam packed with immigrants, kids like Bart have lost the will to learn.” – Homer Simpson
“There’s no denying it, sis.” – Bart Simpson
26
Jun
16
Quote of the Day
“Springfield Gorge! Bart, you’ll be killed!” – Lisa Simpson
“Lisa, I don’t know how to explain this, but I get the same thrill out of jumping over stuff that you do from . . . reading.” – Bart Simpson
25
Jun
16
Quote of the Day
“Lousy two-legged pants.” – Homer Simpson
24
Jun
16
Quote of the Day
“Uh, enjoy.” – Homer Simpson
“Oh. Still warm.” – Hugh Parkfield
23
Jun
16
Quote of the Day
“I love everything about the world of babysitting: the responsibility, the obligation, the pressure!” – Lisa Simpson
“And full refrigerator privileges!” – Janie
“That’s a trust, Janie. A sacred trust.” – Lisa Simpson
22
Jun
16
Quote of the Day
“I could turn this joint into a place where you wouldn’t be ashamed to bring your family! Huh?” – Moe
“I’m not ashamed.” – Homer Simpson
“Hey, put a coaster under that.” – Moe
21
Jun
16
Quote of the Day
“Hey, Bart, summer’s almost here. Which kind of sprinkler do you like? The one that goes like this…
Or the one that goes like this…
Oh, and there’s this one!” – Milhouse van Houten
20
Jun
16
Quote of the Day
“It is a candy dish, Ned. Ninety dollars.” – Mrs. Glick
“Well, I guess you could put a lot of nice things in there.” – Ned Flanders
“No! Just candy, Ned! Ninety dollars!” – Mrs. Glick
Happy Birthday, Tress MacNeille!
19
Jun
16
Quote of the Day
“Roger Meyer’s junior’s in charge of the studio now. He’s a good man. Every Christmas he goes down to the pound and rescues one cat and one mouse and gives them to a hungry family.” – Bart Simpson
18
Jun
16
Quote of the Day
“Oh, Marge, grow up.” – Homer Simpson
17
Jun
16
Quote of the Day
“Yeah, Shutton here . . . now that’s a story!” – Dave Shutton
16
Jun
16
Quote of the Day
“Ah, the joys of mortgaging your future.” – Bart Simpson
15
Jun
16
Quote of the Day
“What makes a man endanger his job and, yes, even his life, by asking me for money?” – C.M. Burns
“People like dogs, Mr. Burns.” – Mr. Smithers
“Nonsense! Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?” – C.M. Burns
“If you did it, sir?” – Mr. Smithers
“Exactly. You’d be fit to be tied.” – C.M. Burns
14
Jun
16
Quote of the Day
“Homer, it’s really coming down. Could you check on the boys?” – Marge Simpson
“They’re fine.” – Homer Simpson
13
Jun
16
Quote of the Day
“There she is, the world’s first convenience store!” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“This isn’t very convenient.” – Homer Simpson
“Must you dump on everything we do?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Happy birthday Greg Daniels!
12
Jun
16
Quote of the Day
“I can see everything, and they’re none the wiser!” – Homer Simpson
11
Jun
16
Quote of the Day
“Two hundred channels and nothing but cats.” – Jasper
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
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