Archive for June, 2016


Reading Digest: Space Painting Edition


“Oh my God! This is a disaster!” – NASA Administrator
“Gotta go!” – James Taylor 

Plenty of entertaining flotsam washed up on the shores of the internet this week. We’ve got weird YouTube, excellent usage, a voice actor map, and a Simpsons reference from the Stanley Cup finals.


“Deep Space Homer” by Mark Englert – Dark Ink – It’s beautiful, it’s the most awe inspiring sight I have ever seen…


Sadly, they are already sold out. But the same site has some pretty cool images in a similar vein from Futurama and the like.

Simpsonwave is the chill new aesthetic that everyone’s enjoying without you | The Daily Dot – The kids put such fun things on YouTube these days.

The actors behind the voices – fivesquid – This is a hell of a chart that contains several Simpsons voices. I always forget how much cartoon work Luke Skywalker has done.

The Simpsons: Kelsey Grammer reveals inspiration for Sideshow Bob’s voice | – Short YouTube video of Grammer talking about the first time he did the Sideshow Bob voice.

Barber ordered to remove Homer Simpson statue from outside his shop because it’s too FAT – Boo.

This One Episode Of “The Simpsons” Can Tear Friendships Apart – This is from Buzzfeed, so you’ll be unsurprised to learn that the headline is an exaggeration. The question is, when Scorpio throws his shoes away and asks Homer if he’s ever seen that before, and Homer says, “Yes, once”, was Homer referring to a different incident or what Scorpio just did? David Silvermen then chimed in on Twitter to say that it was improved between Brooks and Castellaneta, so I guess the debate can continue forever.

Via Jean and the NHL director of Corporate Communications:

Muhammad Ali…In 10 Words – I give you: Montgomery Burns: A Life.

And also via our old friend Galileo:


9 of the worst Australian accents you’ll ever have the displeasure of hearing – Tobias!

The best obscure Simpsons characters from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z · A.V. To Z · The A.V. Club – Via Noah B comes this alphabetic list that tragically reaches for Zombie Simpsons for the letter X when Xtapolapocetl was sitting right there in front of them.

The Simpsons Rare Vintage Wall Clock – $150 seems steep for this, but that is definitely vintage.

Bart Simpson 68 inch life size Stand-up and Comic – $60 seems like a reach here as well, but that is pretty big. – #30306850 – Homer Simpson Metal Statue Desk Mate – 6/7/2016 5:15:00 PM – $10 here seems about right, however. The inscription “Ever time I learn something new it pushes some old stuff out of my brain” works well with “Nuclear Safety for Dummies”.

25 Years Later: Was ‘Herman’s Head’ Any Good? – Splitsider – I don’t have the least bit of an opinion on Herman’s Head, but this is a solid reference:

Before 1989 there were three big television networks and none of them were Fox. Then came The Simpsons and by gum, that put them on the map.


Quote of the Day

The Last Temptation of Krust11

“Look at my life. I’m talking to a monkey and a . . . I don’t know what the hell you are.” – Krusty the Klown


Quote of the Day

Hurricane Neddy16

“Was that toilet always next to the refrigerator?” – Ned Flanders
“Ah, Ned, you ever try lugging a toilet up a flight of stairs.” – Chief Wiggum


Quote of the Day

Old Money9

“What do you think you’re doing?” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“Mr. Simpson, I dread the day when a hundred thousand dollars isn’t worth groveling for.” – C.M. Burns


Quote of the Day

Realty Bites13

“So, you’re married and looking for your first house, Mr. and Mrs….” – Marge Simpson
“Superman.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, don’t listen to my husband. He’s just an idiot.” – Lisa Simpson


Quote of the Day

Bart vs Thanksgiving18

“Son, your family may be watching. Is there anything you’d like to say to them?” – Kent Brockman
“Yes there is, Kent. Ha ha, I didn’t apologize!” – Bart Simpson

Sam Simon would’ve been sixty-one today. Happy birthday.


Quote of the Day

Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder5

“Mr. Burns is making me eat all these drums of toxic waste.” – Homer Simpson
“Jeeze, that’s rough. There must be two, three hundred gallons in here.” – Carl
“Yeah, and even a teaspoon could cause a fatal tumor.” – Lenny
“Hey, you wanna come bowling with us tonight?” – Carl
“Okay.” – Homer Simpson


Quote of the Day

Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy16

“Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement? Maybe I could’ve been something more than I am, like a travel agent . . . to a great scientist. Or the inventor of a hilarious refrigerator alarm.” – Homer Simpson


Quote of the Day

Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk15

“Whatever happens, we’ll pay the bills somehow.” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, it’s not the money. My job is my identity! If I’m not a safety whatchamajigger, I’m nothing!” – Homer Simpson

Edited to add: no Reading Digest today. I’m going out of town for the weekend and won’t have time to get to it before I leave. Sorry.


Quote of the Day


“Remember, tis better to remain silent and thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.” – Lisa Simpson
“What does that mean? Better say something or they’ll think you’re stupid.” – Homer’s Brain
“Takes one to know one!” – Homer Simpson
“Swish!” – Homer’s Brain


Quote of the Day

'Round Springfield18

“Oh, Dad, why did he have to die?” – Lisa Simpson
“Well, it’s like the time that your cat Snowball got run over, remember, honey?” – Homer Simpson
“Yeah.” – Lisa Simpson
“What I’m saying is, all we have to do is go down to the pound and get a new jazzman.” – Homer Simpson


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