Quote of the Day

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“Mom, these are at least two sizes too big.” – Lisa Simpson
“Perfect, you’ll grow into them.” – Marge Simpson
“When?” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, you’re both way overdue for a spurt.” – Marge Simpson

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Gabbo
    22 August 2016 at 11:09 am

    One of the few good Gil scenes to my memory.

    • 22 August 2016 at 11:42 am

      It was only his second appearance. They hadn’t run him into the ground yet.

      • 3 Charlie Sweatpants
        22 August 2016 at 3:29 pm

        He’s always linked in my mind with Lindsay Naegle. Both of them had a couple of good appearances and then Zombie Simpsons tried to make them regulars.

        • 4 D.N.
          22 August 2016 at 5:42 pm

          …and trying to make Gil a replacement for Lionel Hutz didn’t help.

        • 23 August 2016 at 8:57 pm

          I feel like the last good Gil scene was in “Screaming Yellow Honkers” (“Is that Fred? Aw, you said it was over! No, don’t put him on – oh, hiya, Fred, hi!”) I can’t think of one scene he’s been in since then that made me laugh.

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