Quote of the Day


“Is this the one with the lazy sperm?” – C.M. Burns
“Mmm-hmm.” – Mr. Smithers
“Ah, Simpson! You big, virile son of a gun!” – C.M. Burns

Sorry for the late quote.

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Dave2
    27 August 2016 at 6:14 pm

    And for some reason, despite the unusual meeting and all the lawyers, Homer is still happy to sign the form as long as he gets a weak summary.

    God, I love this episode.
    All the Danny DeVito stuff is gold.

    • 2 Charlie Sweatpants
      28 August 2016 at 12:04 pm

      It’s a great Homer scene. He is so obviously getting screwed, yet he’s joyous because he’s getting a measly two grand.

    • 3 Bleeding Gums Murphy
      28 August 2016 at 12:05 pm

      I always lose my shit with the “First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence” ceremony. It’s one of the funniest scenes in the entire series.

      • 4 Tipsy McStagger
        30 August 2016 at 4:53 pm

        “Webster’s dictionary defines excellence as the quality or condition of being excellent.”

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