Quote of the Day


“The ballet? Woo-hoo!” – Homer Simpson
“You like ballet?” – Marge Simpson
“Margery, please, I enjoy all the meats of our cultural stew. Ah, ballet…” – Homer Simpson

8 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Tipsy McStagger
    4 November 2016 at 10:20 am

    Lenny: “Heh. You’re gonna go see the bear in the little car, huh?”

    • 2 Charlie Sweatpants
      4 November 2016 at 5:03 pm

      Even by this show’s standards, that’s a great callback. Confused the hell out of me as a kid (“wait, is there a different kind of ballet?”), but always hilarious.

      • 3 Anonymous
        5 November 2016 at 4:05 am

        I’m wondering if it’s a completely random joke, or if there’s a word or thing that sounds like “ballet” that might conjure up the image of a circus.

  2. 4 Bleeding Gums Murphy
    4 November 2016 at 3:23 pm

    Fox has renewed Zombie Simpsons for, at least, two more seasons.

    We’ll see the day the digital opening wil be used in more episodes that the old analog opening…

  3. 8 Anonymous
    5 November 2016 at 4:03 am

    Isn’t it “Marjorie” instead of “Margery”?

Comments are currently closed.


deadhomersociety (at) gmail

Run a Simpsons site or Twitter account? Let us know!

Twitter Updates

The Mob Has Spoken

Fuck the duck until… on Hey, Everybody! Zombie Simpson…
Big John's Breakfast… on Hey, Everybody! Zombie Simpson…
Relatives Dude on Hey, Everybody! Zombie Simpson…
Mr Incognito on Hey, Everybody! Zombie Simpson…
Zombie Sweatpants on Hey, Everybody! Zombie Simpson…
Bleeding Unprofitabl… on Hey, Everybody! Zombie Simpson…
Red sus on Quote of the Day
Rick on Quote of the Day
cm5675 on Quote of the Day
Bleeding Gums Murphy on Quote of the Day

Subscribe to Our Newsletter


Useful Legal Tidbit

Even though it’s obvious to anyone with a functional frontal lobe and a shred of morality, we feel the need to include this disclaimer. This website (which openly advocates for the cancellation of a beloved television series) is in no way, shape or form affiliated with the FOX Network, the News Corporation, subsidiaries thereof, or any of Rupert Murdoch’s wives or children. “The Simpsons” is (unfortunately) the intellectual property of FOX. We and our crack team of one (1) lawyer believe that everything on this site falls under the definition of Fair Use and is protected by the First Amendment to the United States Constitution. No revenue is generated from this endeavor; we’re here because we love “The Simpsons”. And besides, you can’t like, own a potato, man, it’s one of Mother Earth’s creatures.

%d bloggers like this: