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Dec
16

Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants 3 Comments
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“Dad, I have a problem.” – Homer Simpson
“Why’d you come to me? I don’t know nothing. I used to get by on my looks. Now they’re gone! Withered away like an old piece of fruit!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“Are you done?” – Homer Simpson
“No, not yet. I was voted the handsomest boy in Albany, New York!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

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  1. 1 Anonymous
    2 December 2016 at 11:26 am

    IT’LL HAPPEN TO YOU!

  2. 2 Tipsy McStagger
    2 December 2016 at 2:32 pm

    The stains on the wall are a nice touch.

  3. 3 Anonymous
    2 December 2016 at 10:38 pm

    I bet he got a lot of free steamed hams thanks to those looks


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