Quote of the Day


“Wait a minute, there’s something bothering me about this place. . . . I know! This lesbian bar doesn’t have a fire exit! Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies.” – Homer Simpson
“What was her problem?” – Lesbian

12 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Charlene Yogapants
    18 December 2016 at 10:49 am

    I never got this joke. Does the lesbian confuse Homer to be a butch lesbian or something? If so, how does she not see that he’s bald with a comb-over and most glaringly of all, a 5 o’clock shadow/stubble. Can someone please explain this to me? Thanks.

  2. 10 Bleeding Gums Murphy
    18 December 2016 at 7:25 pm

    Unrelated, but I saw Charlie praising Rogue One. Since he gave Jedi an A- and Rogue One a B+, and I outright hate Jedi, I think I’ll hate R1 too.

    So what do you people like and hate about the new Cosmic Wars movie?

  3. 11 Anonymous
    19 December 2016 at 10:28 pm

    In the latin Spanish dub the lesbian says “what does that bald woman think she is?”

  4. 12 Anonymous
    20 December 2016 at 11:28 am

    For the confused people, yeah, they likely were assuming Homer was just a really, really butch lesbian.

    This is one of my favorite gay jokes from the show that doesn’t involve Smithers. It’s quick and funny and twists your expectations of the punchline. It would have been nice if The Simpsons (and not Zombie Simpsons) had come up with a decent lesbian character. Patty doesn’t count to me.

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