Quote of the Day


“Aunt Selma, this may be presumptuous, but have you ever considered artificial insemination?” – Lisa Simpson
“Boy, I don’t know. You gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot. . . . I knew that.” – Homer Simpson

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

    • 2 Charlie Sweatpants
      21 January 2017 at 12:38 pm

      Shocked that wasn’t a Westworld image.

      • 3 Anonymous
        22 January 2017 at 10:06 am

        It’s my default image when I think of human-robot relations. Well, actually, that would be the slightly racier one I didn’t link.

        As for Westworld, I caught the tail end of that after I found out Itchy & Scratchy Land was partially based off that as well as Jurassic Park. Seemed decent enough I might try to watch the whole thing some day. If you mean the TV series, I’m not eager to watch yet another cash grab series based off a movie after everyone raved about Fargo and I thought it was awful.

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